Local Egg Dealer T-Shirt

Fresh. Local. Straight From the Coop.

You've got hens. You've got eggs. You've got neighbors who keep "just stopping by" on Sunday mornings. Embrace the hustle. You're not just a backyard chicken keeper — you're the Local Egg Dealer.

Why You'll Love It

• Proudly rep your flock and your side hustle in one statement tee
• Instantly relatable to every homesteader, hobby farmer, and chicken math survivor
• Soft, comfortable fabric perfect for coop chores or farmers market runs
• A hilarious gift for the chicken keeper, homesteader, or farm-fresh egg obsessive in your life

Details

• 100% premium cotton (or soft cotton blend)
• Relaxed unisex fit — size up for that laid-back, farm-fresh look
• Machine washable — because the coop waits for no one

First dozen is always free. 🐔🥚